She Asked If He Would Remarry But She Wasn’t Ready For The Response

We may be asked several questions by our spouse. Some questions will come and go, so we don’t need to worry about them. However, how we answer some questions our spouse asks will affect our relationship. In the following joke, a wife asked her husband that.

You’ve probably heard this question and struggled to answer it. You have to wonder how quickly the husband in this joke regretted his answer.

The wife begs her husband, “Darling, if I were to die, would you consider remarrying?”

After reflecting, the husband says, “In time, I believe I might. We all need company to heal.”

The woman wonders, “And if I were no more, would your new wife reside in our cherished home?”

The husband says, “We’ve invested much into creating the perfect home,” nodding thoughtfully. It’s unlikely I’d sell. Yes, she probably would.”

The wife continues, “Hypothetically, if you remarried and she lived here, resting in our bed, would she slumber in our bed?”

The husband looks at her, “Our bed is new, a $2,000 investment. It’s durable, so she would.”

With a cheeky grin, the wife continues, “And if you remarried, if she inhabited our home, slept in our bed, would she also take up my beloved golf clubs?”

The husband jokes, “Ah, but there’s a catch! My dear, she’s lefty!”

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